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Made for Dogpit Sim Jam 2020 in 2 days instead of 2 weeks! (because I am bad with time)


Four time Junior Frog Lobbing Champion, Churnt Buttersqueeze wants to be a wizard. It’s what he’s dreamed of all his life. There’s only one problem: he’s terrible. Useless at everything from spell casting to potion making, he’s one bad grade away from being banished from Arswind Academy forever.

 Thankfully, all is not lost! The Annual Murderdesk Trials are taking place and may be the one chance Churnt has to stay in school. Overseen by Professor ARARAFeFEFEGHEAW, the only rule in these trials is that the last mage left alive wins. The traditional technique for victory is to make use of fireballs, lightning bolts, and other similar spells but Churnt has a different strategy. He’s filled his desk with all the useless junk he’s picked up over the year and he’s going to chuck it at anyone who stands in his way.

How to Play

Shoot projectiles at the opposing wizard to defeat them!
WSAD - Movement
Mouse - Aim & Fire


Programming: SupSuper
Art: MtlAngelus, Splapp-me-do, HuntaKilla
Writing: Worm Mad
Ideas: CanzarSlime, Metal Alex, XeliothZeor


Aquarium by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5738-aquarium
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/


ClassroomChronicles_Win.zip 22 MB
ClassroomChronicles_Mac.zip 25 MB
ClassroomChronicles_Lin.zip 27 MB


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i like watching them fight. They are powerless against my human clicking speed though.